‘’Delivery for Miss Duffy?’’ my postman said with an awkward smile as I opened the door and greeted him with the weary eyes of a Goonette who’d been consuming porn for hours on end.
At this point, I’d been edging my pussy for seven hours and was on the verge of succumbing to orgasm. When I gently opened the package in front of me, I was glad that I didn’t.
In front of me, peeking through the packaging like an eye peering at my naked body through a Gloryhole booth, was the word of one of the world’s most advanced sex toy forms: Kiiroo.
”I lay there shaking like a used condom packet at an outdoor gangbang and babbling porn-induced filth. Picking up the toy a few minutes later, its touch-sensitive experience roared to my touch. It was ready to ruin me again, and I had three hours of battery left to play with.”
Just reading it made my slit flutter. After all, Kiiroo had recently gifted one of my Pornosexual acolytes with a cache of high-tech sex toys that revolutionized his Gooner sessions.
Now? It was my turn. In front of me was the Pearl3, one of the world’s first AI-powered sex toys with interactive touch sensitivity that is said to skyrocket female pleasure to whole new levels.
But how would this G spot vibrator fare against the hardened pussy of a harlot like me who was clit-deep in a prolonged porn session? Would it even touch the sides? I was eager to find out.
The Pearl3: What’s in the Box?
The Pearl3 is the latest of Kiiroo’s popular and award-winning Pearl series and has been beefed up with higher power and an improved battery that allows you to get more pleasure for longer.
It’s waterproof, comes in two colors, pink and purple, and is slightly curved for the iconic three buttons to hit the female G spot, but it can also be equally used on the outside of your slit, too.
The Pearl is an interactive G spot vibrator that reacts to touch, a sensitive feature I would get well-acquainted with very soon.
Interestingly, the Pearl3 is compatible with all other Kirroo toys that use the FeelConnect app. But what does this mean?
- Two lovers are able to mutually pleasure each other regardless of how far apart they are, provided they both own compatible Kiirroo toys.
- Adult cam models can hand over control of the toy to their fans, letting them send powerful vibrations and make their twat erupt in live porn shows while earning tips.
- The toy can be synced to the exact movements in compatible porn videos, making you feel as though it’s your pussy getting fucked, rather than the pornstar on screen.
The contents of the box are straightforward. Alongside the toy itself, you’re given a USB charging cable and a setup guide/instruction manual. This, along with a pre-charged power supply, allows you to get stuck into the toy as fast as possible, which is what I did!
What Were The Orgasms Like?
My choice of smut to test out the Pearl3 was a perverted anal adventure with the divine Brittany Bardot.
Naturally, I synced up the toy with the porn on-screen to experience the same movements as my porn idols.
Fuck, this thing was good! Even some of the more nuanced movements were accurately replicated in the depths of my slit. I edged myself for the best part of half an hour before switching to the toy’s next feature.
The Pearl3 has a touch-sensitive mode that reacts to the content receiving it. Lightly touch it, and it buzzes. Tightly grip it, and it rumbles like a wild beast trying to escape your hand.
My slit weeping juices after such prolonged edging, and it was almost clucking for this toy to return to my silky pink pussy.
I gently slid it in and out of me, causing sloshing sounds to bounce off the walls. This sensation mode was sending some deep vibes through my pussy with the ergonomic shape ensuring they hit the perfect spots.
Honestly? I was planning to edge with this toy for at least another hour, but Kiiroo’s Pearl3 had different ideas.
On the screen, Brittany’s asshole burst out during a TAP gangbang, and I saw her spray jets of squirt across the room as her male co-stars rushed in to slurp it up.
The porn sight made my pussy contract slightly, the pressure of which triggered the toy’s touch sensitivity and caused a chain effect over three different types of vibrations that went like this:
- Oh shit! – the vibrations increase, causing your pussy to unexpectedly grow even tighter around the toy.
- Hold on! – you try to hold your edge in a pleasured panic, only to find it futile as your thighs press together in the wake of the toy’s movement.
- Game over – Your cunt has now fiercely gripped the toy, which responds with the most intense vibrations it has to offer. You just have to lay there and take it.
After stage three, your pleasure is now in the hands of the Pearl3 as though it’s some kind of pleasure-seeking alien that has buried itself between your thighs.
My head rolled back into the pillow as the sounds of debauched Czech porn roared from the screen.
The toy now controlled my pleasure, and my pussy clung to its smooth exterior like it was suckling it for pleasure. I was seconds from being rudely brought to orgasm by this toy.
Frantically reaching down and rubbing my clit at high speed, the toy was baptized in a river of squirts. It was the only thing capable of spitting it out of my pussy.
The orgasm was mind-bending, but the interactive touch sensitivity that hit my labia on the way out almost triggered a chain-effect orgasm.
I lay there shaking like a used condom packet at an outdoor gangbang and babbling porn-induced filth.
Picking up the toy a few minutes later, its touch-sensitive experience roared to my touch. It was ready to ruin me again, and I had three hours of battery left to play with.
Vital Stats
To give you the gist of this toy in the fastest way possible, I’m going to spurt some of the most vital stats about it all over your face. Ready?
- Size: 20x 3.9 x 3.65 cm / 7.87 x 1.53 x 1.46 inches
- Weight: 139g / 4.90oz / 0.30lb
- Materials: ABS plastic and silicone
- The price: Normally, the Pearl3 is priced at $129 but is often on offer as low as $103.
- Charge and use: 3 to 3.5 hours for a charge results in a use time of around 3 hours
So, Is This the Best G Spot Vibrator for Under $150?
$129 doesn’t buy you a lot these days, and after testing out the Pearl3 in full, I was quite surprised that it came with such a mid-range price tag. This toy is high-tech and damn powerful.
From female porn fanatics looking to have their favorite smut replicated in the walls of their pussy to adult cam models looking to monetize their orgasms by putting the control of their pleasure into the hands of their views, this is a toy suited to a wide range of users with a lot of potential for wild fun!
Pros
- An affordable interactive G spot vibrator equipped with touch sensitivity
- It can be synced to your favorite porn flicks for an immersive experience
- A decent battery life that offers three hours of play if you can handle that much
Cons
- The packaging is no-frills, which might not appeal to those who like carry cases etc.
