‘’Nngghh, fuckkkkk!’’ I wailed as my cock was mercilessly milked by this mechanical beast while the roar of porn PMVs filled my ears. It was doing things to my fuck rod that my hands could never do. Still, as the post-orgasm intensity began to build, it was time to pull out.

‘’Where the fuck do you think you’re going?’’ Catherine said from behind while pushing her pleaser heel into my lower back to lock me firmly into the automatic male masturbator. ‘’I know there’s still cum in those balls, so let’s keep going, shall we?’’

My home has become the testing ground for countless cutting-edge sex toys, and my high mileage slit has become something of a guinea pig for sex toy firms to test out their latest works upon. Recently, it was thrown into squirt-soaked mayhem with the Lovense Lush.

But Lovense knows that not all of my beloved readers are blessed with a slit, and they have a string of male masturbation toys on the market that are just as potent as their infamous Lush G-spot vibrator. One of them, the Lovense Solace, landed on my doorstep today.

And I called up a lucky Gooner called Karl to come over and test it out, with me keeping a perverted eye and taking notes, as well as other things. Now, join us, and let’s see whether Lovense’s Solace really is, as some say, a ‘’Rolls Royce’’ of hands-free male masturbators!

What is the Lovense Solace?

Far removed from the pussy pink exterior, the flagship Lush toy, the Lovense Solace is as manly as watching Commando, Total Recall, and Predator back to back. It’s an auto male masturbator crafted from ABS plastic and with some of the wildest Bluetooth controls around.

At the cutting edge of teledildonics, the toy is compatible with the notorious Lovense remote-control app. Yep, the Solace can not only be enjoyed by couples but can also be synced up to everything from XXX streamers and games to music videos and, of course, hardcore porn! 

But where many people cite the Solace comes into its own is through its hands-free capability. Coming equipped with a sturdy desk mount, you can let it work your fuck rod for hours on end while keeping your hands totally free. Now, let’s put it to the test!

Karl’s First Hands-Free Male Masturbation Experience 

The sight that greeted me in Catherine’s Goon Cave was something else, let me tell you. Catherine had affixed the Lovense Solace to a standing desk, allowing me to adjust the height at the push of a button. 

On a dual pair of monitors, she had hooked the toy up via Bluetooth to some of the world’s leading porn tube sites and left a bottle of edible lube to hand, too. However, as I poured some of it into the toy, she stopped me before I could slap some on my throbbing fuck rod.

Dropping to a squat, Catherine launched a mouthful of spit on my cock and wrapped her lips around it to deliver a porn-tier blowjob that had my eyes rolling and my edging skills already pushed to the brink. 

Stopping just in time, she beamed up at me with tear-filled eyes and said, ‘’Ready?’’ Dam fuckin’ right, I was! Left to choose my own porn, I started browsing through the tube sites and found a wealth of compatible porn videos to sync the toy to.

The sleeve that swallows up your cock looked way too small to fit my dick at first, but I soon found it stretches with ease, and it’s kept small at first to ensure the toy is as tight and compact as can be. And once my fuck rod was inside? Fuck me, it felt immense!

The bumps and nipples inside of this heavily lubed beast already had goosebumps racing through my body, so I took it slow at first and watched Cardi B’s WAP to warm my porn-hungry cock up. 

The Solace’s movements synced flawlessly to the beat as I tried to ignore the sounds of Catherine’s sloppy pussy masturbating to the sight of me being pumped. ‘’Let’s up the ante, shall we?’’ Catherine said, leaning over me to put one of her favorite sissy hypno PMVs on.

It was the infamous EmperorHypnos Sissymaker II, and I felt the Solace go into overdrive to the beat of Rihanna’s S&M and one of the most intense mash-ups of hardcore, cum-drenched porn I’d ever seen. Fuck, this toy takes no prisoners.

The Solace had me on the edge more times than I could count. But whenever she sensed I was close to cumming, Catherine would grip my balls like a vice to stem the flow and keep the party going. In the end, though, it was a mission that failed.

I’ve had some memorable orgasms in my time, but few slapped as hard as this. I’d usually stop when the sensitivity got too much, but the Solace just kept on milking me. I was turned into a shuddering, babbling, and eye-rolling mess of pure male masturbation in seconds. 

I felt like I was being milked by an alien machine from outer space. The Solace sucked, pumped, and stroked my meat with military-grade precision, and I ended up having a long, drawn-out orgasm that almost had me forgetting what day it was. 

And when I finally tried to pull out? Catherine jammed her high heel into me to keep me locked in and let the Solace do its thing, keeping the party going on for hours and milking my cock again and again to as much synced-up porn as she could.

Here’s Where the Lovense Solace Slaps 

Although the Solace is meant to be easy to clean, I never got to see it. When my balls were spent, Catherine emptied the contents of the toy right down her neck in a porn-fuelled craze before looking up at me and saying, ‘’Well, what d’ya reckon?’’ Here are my answers!

It’s Hands-Free Male Masturbating at its Finest 

First off, the app that controls the Solace is absolutely on fire! It works as flawlessly as the toy’s mechanics do and allows you to feel like your dick is in the porn, cam stream, music video, or anything else you sync it to.

Want to feel the strokes of Gianna Michaels as she rides cock in a Noughties porno? Maybe you want to directly feel the beat of a sissy porn music video? Or perhaps you just want to vibe to Cardi B’s WAP with your cock being milked? If so, the Solace has your back.

The Orgasms Are Mind-Bending

And the soft, drawn-out, and hyper-intense orgasm from the Solace is truly something else. When you pump your Goon Stick with your hand, your brain tends to dictate what your hand does, resulting in a short but sweet orgasm. But with the Solace, all of that changes.

Bolt this fucker to your desk, let it do its thing, and you’ll experience the kind of orgasm that’ll have you drooling. This toy breaks through any barriers and milks your dick dry, unleashing the kind of pleasure you’d simply never get with your hand alone. 

The Long Play Time is Ideal For Gooners 

I’m sure you can relate when I say how much I love a long Gooning session that goes on all night long. And if there’s one thing that can kill the mood, it’s a male masturbator with a shit battery. Thankfully, Solace isn’t one of them.

Pump this fucker with electrical juice for 100 minutes, and Lovense promises a play time of up over twelve hours. The question is, which will call it quits first: your dick or the Solace’s battery?

It Feels Like It Was Designed By NASA (And Lovense Aren’t Stingy)

And then there’s the overall build quality of this toy. You can really feel that Lovense hasn’t cut corners here, and it feels chunky, manly, and robust overall. And the same goes for the most underrated part: the desk clamp!

While the Solace isn’t the only desk clamp-compatible male masturbator, plenty of sex toy firms make you cough up extra cash for the pleasure of hands-free fun. Not Lovense, though. The clamp comes included with the Solace, and it’s a nice, non-stingy touch!

It’s Super Easy to Clean 

If there’s one thing I can’t stand about male masturbators, it’s cleaning my splooge out of it in a post-orgasm haze. However, while I was lucky enough to have Catherine clean my seed out of the toy when I was done, it would have been equally easy to do it on my own.

The sleeve holder flips open like you’re about to reload some kind of space-age weapon, and it lets you ditch the rest of the toy and take only the cum-stained sleeve to the sink, where you can easily wash it. Fuck, why haven’t other XXX brands cottoned on to this?

And Here’s What I Didn’t Like So Much 

Now, no sex toy is perfect. While it’s hard to find any formidable flaws with the Solace, there is one gripe I have with this automatic male masturbator. 

It’s a Little Loud, and the Clamp Comes in Very Handy

Lovense tries to keep their toys as discreet as possible, and that goes for the sound they emit, too. However, while the Lovense Solace packs a serious sexual punch, it also brings some beefy decibels with it. 

While it’s fine for long Gooning sessions when home alone, it’s not ideal for those trying to keep their hands-free masturbation on the down-low. Oh, and it can also take a toll on your arm if you’re holding it manually, so opt for the desk clamp to keep it simple and hands-free.

Is This Automatic Masturbator Worth the Money?

While the Lovense Solace isn’t the only automatic male masturbator on the market, I feel no other brands can even come close to standing toe to toe with this toy’s quality and abilities. It’s nicknamed by some as the ‘’Rolls Royce’’ of male masturbators for a reason.

It’s a hands-free male masturbator that can put you into the XXX content you watch, and it’s just as epic when you control it manually. So, yes, it’s a toy that ticks all of the boxes when it comes to being worth the money. 

If you want some tips before you buy, though, then make sure you’re home alone when you use it, as it can get pretty loud. Oh, and only buy the toy through the official Lovense website to ensure you get the real deal and take advantage of their regular special offers!