Ah, roses. For centuries gone by, they’ve been seen as the go-to way for men to show affection to a woman they love. But for me? I expect an entirely different kind of rose to be delivered.

Yeah, a word of warning: if you ever show up to meet me with a rose in your hand, I’ll assume you’re a beta, and you’ll find yourself on the end of my pegging dildos before you even know what’s happened. 

My kind of rose? It’s the one that bursts out of my well-fucked butthole after the kind of anal session that would make most normal women tap out in seconds. Failing that, you can bring me one of the latest rose-themed sex toys to have hit the market.

Actually, that’s precisely what HoneyPlayBox did recently when they gifted me their new Posy sex toy to test out on my veteran pussy.

Now, it’s time to tear the box open and let it rip on my pussy to show you whether it’s a gadget worth adding to your arsenal of sex toys. 

You can also check the toy out for yourself on the official HoneyPlayBox website, where, if you use the discount code WHOREURO20, you’ll get a hefty 20% off. Pretty fuckin’ nice, right?

What is the Posy?

The Posy is one of the latest XXX gadgets to come out of the sex toy labs of HoneyPlayBox. Designed in the shape of a red blooming rose, it’s designed to bring a woman’s clit to orgasm, although it can also be used to stimulate your nipples and other sex-hungry zones on your body.

Now, let’s look at the specs. The Posy bursts out of the box with nine vibration modes, all of which are claimed to be powerful enough to make your slit gush and your toes curl. While rose-themed sex toys are nothing new, the Posy stands out from the crowd with its handle.

Constructed from Body-safe silicone and rated IPX6 waterproof for use in the shower and on particularly wet cunts, the handle of the Posy is ergonomically designed and, most importantly, comes with a handy lil’ display screen keeping you in the loop about how much battery life the toy has left in its engines. 

Did It Make My Clit Blossom?

Roses are often seen as classy, but this one certainly didn’t look it when I slapped a mouthful of spit on it, spread my thighs, and prepared to unleash all nine vibration patterns at full force on my clit. 

If you’re a regular Whoreuro reader and are aware of my penchant for anal roses, then you know what kind of fitting porn I had to hand to test this toy out with.

Yep, it was an onslaught of DAP and TAP gangbangs from Czech porn studios, with the resultant anal prolapses really setting the mood for the Posy.

As this toy roared into action on my clit, it didn’t take long for the vibrating petals to wrap themselves around my pleasure button and start sending me on a one-way ticket to an eye-rolling orgasm. 

Pushing my way through six levels of intensities and three unique vibration patterns, my edging was getting harder to maintain, and I could feel drool oozing down my chin and dripping onto my tits below.

The Posy has a suction feature that really gets your clit where it wants it, too. Yep, this toy had me well and truly in its grip, and, with my toes now gripping the bedsheets, I hunkered down and prepared for the inevitable.

I ground the toy deep into my clit and, combined with the on-screen sight of Brittany Bardot losing her mind, bursting an anal rose out with a river a squirt to go with it, I ended up squealing loudly before drowning the sound of the vibrations with my juices. 

My squeals, however, weren’t all pleasurable. As you all know, I’m a Goonette who likes my orgasms like I like my men: firm, fast, and in quick succession. The Posy, though, rendered my clit so damn sensitive that I was unable to keep the party going, as I’ll explain shortly. 

Here’s the Good Sides of the Posy

Now, as I gaze down at the Posy that’s now trembling in a sordid wet patch of my love gush seeping into the bedsheets, let’s look at the good sides this toy has going for it.

The LCD Screen is a Game Changer 

Firstly, I’m often baffled as to why so many other sex toy manufacturers have neglected to add an LCD screen to their gadgets.

I can’t tell you how many times my orgasmic fun has been cut short by a dead battery that I’ve had no way of keeping an eye on, so the LCD screen that comes with the Posy is a game-changer.

As well as being easy to clean your resultant juices off it, the handle is also really ergonomic, allowing you to keep a grip on it through even the most trying of orgasms. The screen within it also adds a sci-fi element to the toy, which I love.

The Petals Can Really Do a Number on Your Twat

The way that the petals work on the Posy is pretty fuckin’ impressive. The outer ring forms a suction cup that yanks your clit into its grip, then the petals within work it out and make it impossible to resist a clitoral orgasm.

However, as much as the petals are well placed, the issue with the toy lies within the firm material that they’re made of, and it’ll spell doom for any of my girlies with sensitive clitties. Now, allow me to explain further!

What I’d Like to See Changed

The material the Posy is made from is described on the website as ‘’Smooth, soft, and safe for sensitive skin.’’ This is something I really don’t agree with.

Look, I have a cunt that has been described as ‘’asbestos-like’’ by some due to its ability to withstand some serious punishment, but the Posy didn’t have to try hard to become uncomfortable.

Midway through my orgasm, I felt the firmness of the toy’s petals grinding into my clit a little too much, resulting in a 50/50 blend of pain and pleasure. 

While pain and pleasure aren’t something I’d turn my nose up at, it’s not something that those with sensitive slits will enjoy. 

Would I Recommend It For You and Your Clit?

I’m in two minds about the Posy sex toy. On the one hand, it’s a sweet-looking toy that has an LCD screen, which in itself is a really handy addition to any modern sex toy.

Plus, it sure as shit does achieve its mission of making you cum, if your clit can handle the firm exterior of the petals, to begin with.

On the other hand, though, the Posy really isn’t for everyone. If you’re a girl with a sensitive clit or someone looking for longer and more drawn-out sessions with repeated orgasms, you might find that this toy doens’t fit the bill.

If you’re on the hunt for a sleek-looking and very discreet sex toy that slips easily into your handbag and can deliver short, sharp, one-off orgasms, then you might find that the Posy is ideal for your needs.