I’m digging extra-discounted bundles on my favorite ever new realistic dil this year, plus select awesome vibrator discounts and suction savings too – all here rounded up for my top 10 best Black Friday Sex Toys Sales, 2024.

We deserve this sh*t after a few highs and many lows – Treat yourself, since now is the time to get most pleasure toys at deeper discounts vs. every other season. Black Friday sales now run for 2 weeks! Here’s the best-of early recap – 100% body-safe toys only, since there’s still toxic & porous crap out there being sold for too much – complete with my critical findings about what the best new sex toys were in 2024:

Black Friday Sex Toys Overview

1. Hands-free dildo mount + the most realistic dildo – you strap it around your own pillows, fantastic – is over $30 off.
2. Zen rose uber-rumbly suction stimulator: Now my #1 most-used clit toy (out of literally a thousand), only $31.99.
3. Snug Plug weighted anal, 7 possible sizes: Each 40% off. These torpedo plugs’ thin neck makes ’em so easy to wear around during the day, and they jiggle as you move your hips.
4. Magic Wand Rechargeable, classic: Bad-ass power wand massager is $101.99 with code PHALLOPHILE in the “Have a coupon code?” block.
5. The strongest “clit suction” air toy, ever: Womanizer Premium Two’s now $60 off, incredible. Never seen it this low before.
6. Sucking penis vibrator: $27 off the Airturn 2’s automated, contracting suction + 6 vibration modes & heating = 3 different motors for penis masturbation.
7. Serious rotation dildo, semi-soft silicone: Neo Elite Roxy’s now $63 off MSRP.
8. We-Vibe Melt + Pillow Talk Sassy ($74 off) independently controlled, mind-blowing dual stimulation bundle! Both fab toys with great speed ranges: either use ’em separately, or both at once.
9. Bathmate penis pumps 40% off – use code BIGGER. These can help you feel harder (use before sex) or grow gradually over time.
10. The cheapest toys u can buy that are still safe (they won’t grow mold or hang onto bacteria, some toys do): Lovehoney Beaded Glass Dildo, $10.19 (barely over 10 bucks?!!!) with code phallophile. Or, Lovelife Cuddle clit vibrator, 7 adjustable vibration functions for $12.99 blowout!

More details about why I all these Black Friday sex toy deals, over all the other stuff out there: [Njoy Pure Wand, pictured, will be on sale Thanksgiving week.]

Currently, PST’s pre- Black Friday toy deals are hands-down the best overall, more updates forthcoming:

#1. Solina Dildo Mount, $31 Off

I just cannot express how good these lifelike dildos are, for literally $560 less vs. my previous fave the RealCock2. Solina Mega’s the one!, and the dildo mount bundle puts the average-girth Mega together with a suction cup mount. Strap it ’round any thinner pillow:

Then, put another pillow below the strapped pillow if you got longer legs like I do. It’s the best way to re-create cowgirl sex without a partner inside – absolutely the one sex toy positioning trick I spent 8 years searching for. Much better stability than a Liberator toy mount used for dildo-ing.

#2. Best “Clit Suction” Rose Vibrator 2024, $18 Off

Get one – if you have a clit you need this. The Zen Rose’s vibration is so deep, and the air pulsing “suction” reverberates. My favorite clitoral vibrator release all year. The Zen Rose toy has 10 functions, 5 of which are steady speeds.

Importantly, unlike other Rose toys, it has bigger spaces between the petal textures, so I can actually get in and clean fluids and lube off – no perma-crusty here.

#3. Snug Plug Weighty Butt Plugs: I Saved $52

Last year I decided to expand into the Snug Plug sizes 3 and 4, and got $52 bucks off from PST’s 40% off Snug Plug discount – now back this year!

Snug Plug’s design is perenially awesome if you like a plug you can wear around, remember it’s there, and even exercise in comfortably. The large amount of “dropoff” from the torpedo bulb, into the slender neck, allows for anal sphincter muscle closure. Your ass muscles are less stressed, basically, and the plug won’t pop out if you’re leaning over.

#4. Magic Wand R., $28 Off:

The Magic Wand is a god among sex toy mortals because this is a motor. Deep, rumbly, insistent; moving from gentle to strong in 4 speeds. The Rechargeable version’s got a padded head, for big all-over clitoral + vulva quaking.

Here it’s down $28 off MWR’s normal minimum price, which is $129.95, not $149.99 as advertised by Lovehoney – be sure to enter the coupon code (phallophile) to actually save off normal price.

#6. Womanizer Strongest Clit Air Pulse Toy, $60 Off

Womanizer Premium 2 has 14 different speeds and gets the strongest, out of any air pulse suction toy anywhere. It is sooo super low-speed to start out, too. This means = the best speed range from low to high. It’s simply the most options.

And I can’t remember this most premium Womanizer going for under $149 before, but it’s down to $139 for the blueberry color now!

Womanizer Premium’s power-me-up motor necessitates a larger body – it’s bigger than We-Vibe Melt, but not big-big like a wand vibrator. This may be worth it if you love the deeply thuddy thumping of Womanizer’s O.G. PleasureAir technology, which is still unique.

#5. Airturn Penis Sucking Vibrator, 30% Off

This Otouch sucker is the most strongly sucking stroker we’ve yet found. It’s for closing & sucking around the upper penis, the head and frenulum most of all – which is a big turn-on versus just a penis vibrator.

The Airturn’s nifty since the three motors are all independent, so he can play with just the suction, or add vibration on top. (And there’s heating – but why wouldn’t you want that.)

#7. $60 Off Neo Elite Roxy rotating dil!

This dood really swirls around, spinning spinning spinning. Neo Elite Roxy looks like a swirly tornado outside the body, but is gentler when I insert it vaginally!

This is the most oomph of any rotating dildo besides the Big Shot rotating. Roxy has a low rumbling vibration, and comes with a remote control. It’s semi-soft silicone. Have your good lubricant ready!

#8. We-Vibe + Pillow Talk Sassy vibrator duo, $74 Off

I came up with this idea a few years back, when the Melt (for clit) and Sassy (for G-spot/vaginal) had become my two fave vibrators – and then I realized the combo was more versatile vs. the Womanizer Duo.

At the $74-discount current price, this is especially an action-packed bundle to grab.

You can use the Melt without vaginal penetration, and you can use the Sassy as a G-spot vibrator or as just a clitoral vibrator, or you can use both sex toys simultaneously.

That’s four total options, versus just one for the Duo – and the Duo’s G-spot stimulator is smaller and weaker than the Pillow Talk Sassy, too!

#9. 40% off Bathmate water-pressure penis pumps for max. gains. a

Bathmate’s the best-known penis pumping brand overall. It uses water, instead of traditional air pressure, to spread (minor) size gains more evenly throughout the whole penis shaft.

We’re surprised that all the Bathmate pumps r currently 40% off – from the Hydro line, to the Hydroxtreme handball pumps, which are hands-down a lot easier to control vs. the Hydro or even Hydromax.

Bathmate pumping is a journey. It’s not a momentary thrill – instead, the water-pressurized pumping will be effective if you incorporate it into your routine while showering, with off days and on days like with stretching any tissues.

#10. The Cheapest Body-Safe Toy Savings

Usually, for under $20 you can only get battery-powered, not-rechargeable vibrators; or gross jelly dildos.

Not this year!

Our low-low priced but 100% body-safe picks are:

• Beaded Glass Dildo, $10.19 with code phallophile. This is shatter-resistant borosilicate glass, which is totally awesome firm stimulation. I like the beaded style for G-spotting, or it can be an anal bead dildo instead.
• Cuddle clit vibrator by Lovelife’s just $12.99 now, waterproof and rechargeable, and has 7 “scalable” vibration functions you can adjust.

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