Every year, porn conventions see thousands of smut-loving and sexually liberated adults come together and celebrate their love of kink, filth, and debauchery in an open-minded spot. Like many others, they’re often the highlight of my year!
Whether it’s the Erofest Convention in Prague or Berlin’s iconic Venus Fair, there are bucket loads of fun to be had at porn expos, from discovering the latest sex toys and gadgets on the market to meeting your favorite pornstars.
But it’s not just porn fanatics who are drawn to adult expos. There are others who see it as prime hunting grounds for other sex-fuelled fuckers down to do some filthy stuff. That’s precisely what Albert and Caroline, a German couple in their mid-sixties whom I met at Venus Berlin, come for.
Albert and Caroline
As I sipped on a freshly poured German beer at one of the bars at Venus Fair and watched the world go by, I couldn’t help but be distracted by the mesmerizing couple standing at the tall drinking table beside me.
Both of them looked classy, sophisticated, and undeniably wealthy. The kind of upper-class German couple whom you’d see hanging out at a local yacht club in the Berlin suburbs of Wansee. Yet, here they were, dressed to the nines in their finest sultry attire.
While Albert opts for a nondescript shirt and dress pants, Carol dresses to catch people’s eye. Her almost classy dress splits in the middle, flashing her exposed cunt at people when she walks. Her top? It’s 70% see-through, giving you a stunning teaser of her pierced mature tits swinging beneath.
But the best part of her outfit? Her sleek black stockings stitched with stylish, sperm-white text up the back that reads, ‘’Cum inside me’’ to the eagle-eyed folks walking behind her. She might be on her way to being seventy, but she’s hot enough to seduce any man within 100 meters.
‘’The bulge in their eyes when they read the debauched words stitched into the back of my stockings, the look of shock on their face when a woman who looks like their grandmother slurs the kind of dirty talk that would make a pornstar blush. It makes my cunt flutter unlike anything other.’’
‘’We’re a Stag and Vixen couple,’’ Caroline explained, ‘’I’m insatiable for 18+ younger cock, and so is my husband for the sight of it. We usually get our horny bucks online, but nothing beats Venus for netting as much fuck meat as possible.’’
And to say that Albert and Caroline plan their trip to Venus with classic German efficiency is an understatement. Albert takes a step back and leaves his wife alone at the porn convention bars, leaving an irresistible piece of bait for horny fuckers to approach her and ask for her number.
And when they do? Caroline hands them a freshly printed business card with details of her own little afterparty. The pair rent a large Airbnb a mere few meters from the Messe ICC, where the Venus Fair is held, and invite as many horny fuckers back there as they can.
As the Sun Sets on Venus, It Rises in Carol’s Airbnb
Around 21:30, as the doors of the Venus Fair close, most people are either getting ready to go to the official Venus Afterparty or heading home with a fuck tonne of cool photos, kinky souvenirs, and pornstar autographs. But not Albert and Caroline.
Their business cards tell anybody interested to show up between 22:00 and 23:00 and wait patiently for the doorbell of the Airbnb to start buzzing. Albert mans the door, inviting the bucks inside and offering them complimentary drinks before guiding their way to his waiting mature wife in the next room.
‘’There’s a good reason why we choose Venus for this,’’ Catherine said over a sip of her prosecco, ‘’the fair does something to people. These guys spent an entire day surrounded by porn, watching live sex shows, and feasting their eyes on sexually liberated adults primed to be fucked. When they walk into our rented apartment, all of that sexual frustration is unleashed.’’
Albert recalls some of their afterparties taking hours to clean up after and seeing them lose their deposit as a result, with cum and squirt drenching the sheets and furniture. But the duo don’t care. They can afford it, and it’s a small price to pay for the sheer pleasure.
‘’Fuck me just as hard as you’ve wanted to fuck all of those pornstars you’ve had your horny eyes on all day, I often say to the guys,’’ Caroline smirked, ‘’They fuck like traction engines, and the cum that comes out of their blue balls has to be seen to be believed. Some of them have shot so hard and deep up my cunt that I thought it would come out of my mouth!
”I’ve been fucked by thousands of men, and I couldn’t care less about the visual damage. No man can resist it, and I can coax more cum out of their balls than anyone has before.”
‘’I’m a lucky man,’’ Albert added, ‘’Some men my age have wives who don’t care about their appearance anymore, but Caroline is the total opposite. She religiously hits the gym and always dresses to impress. She has a mission to seduce 18+ younger men at every turn, and I can’t recall any attempt she’s made that’s failed.
‘’It’s the innocent ones I love,’’ Caroline added, stroking her man’s arm affectionately for his kind words, ‘’The bulge in their eyes when they read the debauched words stitched into the back of my stockings, the look of shock on their face when a woman who looks like their grandmother slurs the kind of dirty talk that would make a pornstar blush. It makes my cunt flutter unlike anything other.’’
Caroline married Albert when she was in her early twenties and proudly confessed that the pair had slid into the swinging lifestyle not long after. Throughout her life, she boasts of bedding thousands of men and, despite keeping a tally early on, quickly lost track of the actual numbers.
‘’It’s funny,’’ Caroline smiled, ‘’all of these 18+ younger women who are racked with paranoia about how their pussy looks and how tight it is. I’ve been fucked by thousands of men, and I couldn’t care less about the visual damage. No man can resist it, and I can coax more cum out of their balls than anyone has before. That’s all I need to know.’’
You’re Never Too Old For Sheer Debauchery
‘’I’ll still be doing this when I’m eighty,’’ Caroline laughed, ‘’I don’t intend on going quietly into the night, and I have to say that I get fucked harder as a mature woman than I did when I was 19. These 18+ young bucks just go wild for an experienced pussy like mine, and I wouldn’t change it for the world.
So, the next time you’re wandering through the halls of a porn convention and see your sexually liberated couples strolling alongside you, let your imagination run wild and try to imagine what kind of debauchery they get up to when the spotlights of the event go dark.
