Did you know that the oldest dildo is 30,000 years old and was unearthed in a German cave? A lot has happened since then, but trust me, it doesn’t get more realistic than with an ejaculating dildo. And of the dozens of products I tested, Evolved Novelties Big Shot is the best squirting dildo! The massive 8″ dildo had the most realistic design and straightforward operation of all the products we tested. The testers were especially amazed at how easy it was to refill and initiate the squirting action thanks to the quick twist cap and intuitive 2-button control interface. With up to 10 vibration functions and a robust suction base (the strongest on this list), the Big Shot is deservedly the top squirting dildo!

Why You Should Trust Us

Rachel Sommer, Ph.D., has been testing and writing about dildos for over a decade. She advises her readers to explore their sexuality and, better yet, have a taste of everything the dynamic sex toy industry offers. After all, variety is the spice of life. No?

But she also has the support of our experienced testing team: Sandra Larson, Shane Davis, and Tim Larson. For this article, she asked them to pay special attention to body-safe material and the ejaculation mechanism. The result is this extensive article that we firmly believe has this year’s best products.

If you want to contact Rachel, call her at 307-372-3895 or send an email to rachel@mysextoyguide.com. Please include your name and phone number or email address. She usually responds in 1-2 business days.

1. Big Shot by Evolved Novelties: Best Overall

Why we love Big Shot by Evolved Novelties:

Alright, let’s address the elephant in the room first: there are not that many squirting products on the market. And if you exclude the low-quality crap, we’re left standing with just a few models. So please note that you may not be able to find the same quality as you can with other dildo categories.

With that out of the way, let’s jump straight to our overall test winner: the Big Shot dildo. We put it at the top mainly because it’s so darn easy to use. The intuitive 2-button interface near the base was easy-peasy to navigate even when inserted and the cum tube had the most straightforward design. It also had the strongest suction cup for a completely hands-free experience. (You can find more suction cup dildoes here.)

We also appreciated the sizeable built-in semen reservoir in the shaft (you can see it in the image above). Unlike the syringe and squeeze pumps found on other models, we found this mechanism easier to handle and not as sensitive to touch as the squeezable balls ejaculating dildos. Bravo Evolved Novelties!

Most squirting dildo designers focus on just the ejaculating mechanism, often disregarding alternative stimulation. Evolved Novelties Big Shot was different, with a surprisingly strong and rumbly motor. It also had multiple vibration settings to help build up to the big orgasms.

“The vibrating motor with an impressive range of combinations – 3 vibration speeds and 7 patterns. You can regulate the vibrations with the second button on the control pad”, our tester Sandra Larson wrote in the test report. “The vibrations were intense, especially in the highest settings. With a realistic ejaculating mechanism playing as the icing on the cake, I loved every aspect of the Big Shot!”, she added.

Big Shot squirting dildo’s shaft is made from high-quality silicone. However, the material is noticeably very firm, and rightfully so. It houses a semen reservoir and a squirting/vibrating dildo. Unfortunately, the firm design means people with sensitive G-spots might have to buy something different.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, the dildo is overly stiff and not necessarily ideal for solo play. Besides feeling awkward during penetrative sex, pressing the squirting button when climaxing was challenging – I had to give up a bit of the usable length to avoid stopping the rhythm and messing up the orgasm.

Another minor flaw was that sometimes the squirting mechanism was leaking. Especially if you use light fake semen, ensure you empty the reservoir after use. In addition, the package didn’t come with a manual explaining how to clean the squirting mechanism, which would be useful since it’s not 100% straightforward.

Why Big Shot by Evolved Novelties is the best squirting dildo:

Among the squirting dildos we reviewed, Big Shot got the highest average rating in most test categories, thus becoming this year’s best product. Let’s look at how it performed in the most vital areas. You can also check out the table below which has the raw data from the test reports.

• It was more affordable, realistic, and easier to use than the competing models. It also had a strong motor that took the testers by surprise.
• In addition, the big size was one feature all the reviewers agreed merited a favorable ranking. The built-in squirting mechanism, complete with a quick twist cap, also wowed the panel with the unanimous phrase ‘easy-to-use’ thrown in the reports.
• With multiple vibration combinations and a suction cup base for hands-free play, it’s not hard to see why the verdict was to award the bad boy from Evolved Novelties the top spot.

If you want to see how the product is like physically, or how it is used, please check out our unboxing and review summary video below:

Features:

• Material: Silicone & ABS Plastic
• Diameter: 1.625″
• Length: 8″
• Insertable Length: 6″

Pros:

• Large capacity semen reservoir.
• Realistic detailing with a rounded head and veiny texture.
• The robust suction cup base is harness-compatible.
• Impressive 10 vibration combinations.
• The rechargeable dildo has an intuitive control interface.

Cons:

• The squirting silicone dildo is not an ideal choice for newbies.
• Notable semen leakage when the dildo was not in use.

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2. Lifelike Lover: Budget & Beginner Pick

Why we love Lifelike Lover:

Looking for something more affordable than the Big Shot above? Then you will love our next entry, Lifelike Lover, which gave us the most value for our money on this list. The PVC-made dong costs only $34.99, a massive bargain for such a quality product.

Our testers especially appreciated the detachable squeeze bulb (it goes into the small hole at the bottom) which made the product very easy to use. But we also noted that the bulb has limited squirt control compared to Big Shot’s more advanced reservoir. That being said, it’s decent enough for a $35 cum shooting dildo.

Something that stood out was the realistic design with an anatomically correct head, a veiny shaft, and lifelike balls. You can’t compare it to the more elegant design on Big Shot, but again, we believe it’s good enough for most consumers.

Let’s finish the design review by talking about the testicle. Unlike many other models, you can remove the squeeze pump so you can play with the balls without causing accidental ejaculations. I love playing with the balls during sex, so this was an important squirting feature.

So how was it to operate? Well, this is how our tester Rachel Sommer summed it up: “I found the operation straightforward – squeeze the air out of the squirting bulb and fill it with semen, stick it to the dildo’s base, and give it a hasty squeeze when you’re ready to climax. Overall, it’s very easy to use this product that’s why I rated it as “Most Beginner-Friendly”.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Besides the limited squirt control, the Lifelike Lover is made from cheap PVC material. Although it looks and feels like the real thing, it has a persistent plastic smell that goes away after a few washes.

Why Lifelike Lover is the model for people looking for a cheap squirting dildo:

• Lifelike Lover gave us the most value for our money among the dozens of ejaculating dildos we reviewed. No other model had such a good balance between price tag and quality. Thus becoming our recommendation for budget seekers.
• Since it’s so straightforward to use and has a decent size (5″ insertable length and circumference), the $34.99 dildo is also perfect for novices looking to explore a new world of self-pleasure.

Features:

• Material: PVC
• Diameter: 1.6″
• Insertable Length: 5″

Pros:

• The cheapest squirting dildo.
• Anatomically correct design with a realistic head, lifelike balls, and a veiny shaft.
• The dildo is the right size for beginners and intermediaries.
• Easy-squeeze squirt mechanism.
• The ejaculator is waterproof.

Cons:

• The squeeze bulb has limited squirt control.
• PVC has an annoying smell.

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3. Bust It by Doc Johnson: Black Squirting Dildo

Why We Love Bust It by Doc Johnson:

Directly at unboxing, Doc Johnson Bust It reminds me of the legendary King Cock dildo. But it’s more affordable, making it perfect for experienced pleasure hunters on a budget. Other standout features included the realistic detailing included a lifelike head, well-defined coronal ridge, massive balls, and dick-like veins on the shaft.

The massive black dildo has a 7″ usable length and 5.75″ girth, making it the official BBC on the list. I love a big black one, and I couldn’t wait to have this one under my belt – pun intended.

Our testers noted that Bust It by Doc Johnson has a syringe pump, which, unlike the Lifelike Lover, gives you more control over the squirting action. Hence, it’s a better choice for consumers who want a slightly more advanced model.

What else was there to say about the design: Our tester Shane Davis wrote this in his report: “A combination of a girthy body and textured shaft makes it one of the most fulfilling squirting dildos I’ve tried. Luckily, it has a tapered design that significantly simplifies penetration.” That sounds pretty good in our book!

Bust It features a removable Vac-U-Lock suction base for hands-free pumping. The VAC-U-Lock system is compatible with standard harnesses and other sex devices, making it a versatile pick. You can see what the system looks like in the above image.

Lastly, I loved that the package came with a handy storage bag and concentrated Nut-Butter, so you can get down to business as soon as the delivery guy leaves the porch. Bravo Doc Johnson!

Minor issues we found during testing:

My only concern was the fixed syringe. While it gives you more squirt control, I thought it came in the way of the action more times than I’d have wanted.

Why Doc Johnson Bust It is the best black squirting dildo:

Bust It was the best squirting BBC dildo in our review. The test panel singled out the realistic detailing and comparatively thick size as two standout features that were better than the competing products. It’s also not short – the 7″ usable length offers the best of both words. With extra bells and whistles like a removable Vac-U-Lock suction base and Nut-Butter formula, you can’t go wrong with the black ejaculator!

• Material: PVC
• Circumference: 5.75″
• Insertable Length: 7″

Pros:

• It’s perfect for girth and depth play fans.
• The King Cock alternative is affordable – $59.99.
• It comes with a harness-compatible Vac-U-Lock suction cup base.
• The detachable syringe tubing simplifies cleaning.

Cons:

• The tube gets in the way of the action.
• PVC is not the best material.

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4. King Cock by Pipedream: Huge Squirting Dildo!

Why we love King Cock by Pipedream:

King Cock 9″ squirting cock is every size queen’s dream. The giant dildo does an excellent job combining girth and length, making it a perfect choice for experienced folks. While you can still go bigger with the 11″ model, this one stretched us better than the other large models we tested. Just wow!

We also appreciated the amount of work that went into the design work. The combination of size and lifelike texture was a great tweak for example. The realistic look has a calming effect before the sheer size undoes the calm and exposes you to the inevitable, a feeling of fullness.

In addition, the King Cock dildo has a tapered realistic head that greatly simplifies penetration. With the body size graduating as you move to the base, the squirting dildo felt incredible.

Unlike Doc Johnson’s Bust It, the ejaculating cock has a small squeeze pump that goes beneath the lifelike balls. The design is neat and classy, and there’s no annoying tube getting in your way during use. In addition, the bulb has a simple but effective locking mechanism that prevents accidental spills. This design got mixed opinions among the test crew. Some really liked it while others preferred the button mechanism on Big Shot or the separate syringe on Doc Johnson’s Bust It. Different strokes for different folks, I suppose!

Minor issues we found during testing:

The major flaw was the PVC material – silicone would have been better. Also, unlike other ejaculating cocks, King Cock 9″ doesn’t have a suction cup, nor is it harness compatible.

Why Pipedreams King Cock is one of the best squirting dildos for size queens:

The massive dildo’s 7.25″ usable length and 2″ diameter were notable highlights of the self-testing exercise. All the reviewers emphasized the ‘stretching effect,’ with one describing it as the best ‘feeling of fullness’ they’ve ever experienced with a large squirting dildo. With a relatively affordable price tag and easy-squeeze squirt mechanism, King Cock 9″ is undoubtedly one of the best squirting dildos! For more huge dildo ideas, check out this guide.

Features:

• Material: PVC
• Diameter: 2″
• Insertable Length: 7.25″

Pros:

• A well-made squirting dildo for size queens.
• The realistic-looking dildo feels incredible.
• Lifelike balls to massage.
• Relatively affordable – $54.99.
• Easy-squeeze squirt mechanism enhances the user experience.

Cons:

• A suction cup base would have been better.

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5. Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow: Squirting Strap-On Dildo

Why we love Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On:

This squirting strapon from Fetish Fantasy is the best choice for people with Erectile Dysfunction (ED) and Premature Ejaculation (PE). We especially appreciated that the hollow dildo has a natural look, a rounded head, a veiny texture, and realistic balls.

The sizeable material adds volume to your manhood for a pleasurable sexual experience with your partner. It also reduces the sensitivity so that you can last longer in bed.

Most important for this article, the squirting strap on dildo has a reservoir at the tip so you can squeeze it when you’re about to climax for a realistic experience. Besides being practical, the squirting mechanism is neat and less cumbersome than an adjoined syringe or squeeze bulb.

In addition, the elastic harness feels great on bare skin, even when worn for extended periods. You can adjust it to fit most body sizes. Great design overall!

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On is reserved for experienced users only. The massive size and firm PVC material mean pegging novices will have to sit this thick squirting strap-on out.

Why Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On is the best squirting strap-on:

The reviewers repeatedly mentioned the word ‘versatile’ in their test reports and they agreed this hollow strap-on dildo wore numerous caps. Everything from promoting hands-free play to rescuing people with ED and PE, the hollow strap-on exceeded expectations. Even with the firm material discouraging beginners, the positive features dominated the discussion. Read more about strapons here.

• Material: PVC
• Internal Canal Length/Diameter: 4″/1.6″
• Dildo Diameter: 1.9″
• Insertable Length: 7.5″

Pros:

• Hollow squirting dildo for people with ED and PE.
• The innovative reservoir position at the tip improves the user experience.
• Realistic dildo detailing.
• The adjustable waist strap fits 30 – 52″ waists.
• The elastic harness feels great on bare skin.

Cons:

• The firm silicone material is not beginner-friendly.

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6. Lifelike Lover Luxe: Remote-Controlled Squirting Dildo

Why we love Lifelike Lover Luxe:

If you’re in the market for a remote-controlled squirting dildo, Lifelike Lover Luxe will be your best option! As the name suggests, the ejaculating cock has a realistic design: a lifelike head, well-defined coronal ridge, veiny texture, and squeezable balls.

But what stood out was the wireless remote control. Most testers agreed that it made the dildo easy to handle for solo users and couples. The tiny remote controller is also easy to use, thanks to the easy-to-use 2-button interface. “Even with the flimsy plasticky feel, it was easy to manipulate the vibrations and thrusting action”, our tester Sandra Larson commented.

The dildo might not be the girthiest or longest, but it felt great overall. In addition, the 6″ usable length and 5″ girth make it ideal for most users. And with 7 patterns and 3 vibration speeds, testing the dildo was an exciting experience.

In addition, Lifelike Lover Luxe has a suction cup base for hands-free humping. We loved how robust the suction cup felt – even when we tried a cycle of vigorous girl-on-top riding, it held its ground. The squirting dildo is also compatible with standard 1.75″ diameter harnesses for wild pegging play.

Minor issues we found during testing:

The dildo has a somewhat annoying sound when ejaculating. It wasn’t much of a bother, but I’d assume some people like it when only the ejaculation ‘does the talking.’

Why Lifelike Lover Luxe is the best remote-controlled squirting dildo:

The reviewers highlighted Lifelike Lover Luxe’s two selling points – wireless remote control and suction cup base throughout their reports. The remote controller got a 95% rating (the highest among the remote-controlled models we tested) because, besides simplifying the user experience, it added a versatility aspect, making it perfect for couples. Other admirable facets of the squirting cock included the tidy, built-in reservoir and multiple vibration combinations.

Features:

• Material: Silicone
• Circumference: 5″
• Insertable Length: 6″

Pros:

• The best remote-controlled squirting dildo.
• It’s made from body-safe silicone.
• An easy-to-use 2-button control interface.
• Impressive 7 patterns and 3 vibration speeds.
• It’s easy to clean.

Cons:

• The dildo emits an annoying sound when ejaculating.

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7. Realskin: Ball Squeeze Function

Why we love Realskin squirting dildo:

Not a fan of the above squirting functions? Then you should pay close attention to the next product, the Realskin ejaculating which has a ball squeeze function.

What does that mean? Well, it means you can forget about the cumbersome syringes and squeeze pumps; the Realskin dildo has a reservoir in the balls, and you only need to squeeze them as you climax to dump a load on yourself or your partner. It’s also made from TPR material like most realistic sex dolls today, making the balls extra squishy and realistic.

So what did our testers think about this design? Our tester Rachel Sommer summed the experience up like this: “Refilling the ‘tank’ is as easy as it is to ejaculate. Squeeze the balls to create a vacuum, dip the tip in the semen, and let the balls suck it in.” That sounds pretty good to me!

Away from the ball-squeeze function, the squirting dildo has a decent lifelike design, but of course not as good as on the more expensive models. Still good enough for most users. In addition, the rounded head simplifies insertion, while the coronal ridge and veined shaft resist the thrusting action for heightened sensations.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, Realskin squirting cock is made from TPR, a porous silicone alternative. For this reason, cleaning and maintenance are tedious as you must ensure it’s completely dry to prevent bacterial replication inside the material’s tiny holes.

Why the Realskin squirting dildo has the best ball squeeze function:

Everything about this squirting dildo seemed to excite the test panel. 85% of the reviewers voted it the easiest-to-use model. Even with the porous TPR material, the positive features like the lifelike design and easy-squeeze mechanism dominated the reports I received for analysis.

• Material: Flexible TPR material
• Diameter: 1.5″
• Insertable Length: 5″

Pros:

• Easy-squeeze balls.
• Elegant lifelike design.
• Neat design with no tubes to get in your way.
• The dildo is easy to refill.
• Relatively affordable – ($27.99 – $34.99.)

Cons:

• The dildo is not harness-compatible.
• It doesn’t have a suction base.

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8. Fusion Lil’ Squirt: Squirting Fantasy Dildo

Why we love Fusion Lil’ Squirt:

Not into realistic models but want something more “Games of Thrones”-like instead. Then you should check out Fusion Lil’ Squirt which is perfect for squirting fantasy dildo fans. It’s fairly small too, meaning it’s beginner-friendly, with a 3″ usable length and a 1″-inch diameter, so you don’t have to shy away. Unfortunately, the small size means experienced folks might have to look elsewhere for fulfilling squirting pleasure.

But even with its tiny stature, Fusion Lil’ Squirt has a stimulating texture, characterized by shallow bumps on the upper end of the shaft, two bulging nodes on the side, and another on the underside. The unique texturing with ridges and nodes added a new degree of pleasure to the experience.

In addition, the fantasy dildo comes with a cumtube and syringe, giving you more control over the squirting function than the ball-squeeze models.

Notably, the dildo has a pointed tip that significantly simplifies penetration. While most people won’t struggle to slide the unintimidating fantasy dildo, squirting dildo novices appreciate the tapered look.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unlike other fantasy dildos, Fusion Lil’ Squirt is available in one size and firmness degree. For this reason, the small dildo is a preserve of beginners.

Why Fusion Lil’ Squirt is the best squirting fantasy dildo:

One thing that stood out during the review was the fantasy dildo’s stimulating design. The reviewers lauded the multi-sensation texturing, even with its single-size option, arguing that it added a degree of pleasure. The easy-to-use syringe squirt mechanism and relatively affordable price tag also got a shout-out from the panel.

• Material: Silicone
• Diameter: 1″
• Length: 4″
• Insertable Length: 3″

Pros:

• Non-intimidating squirting fantasy dildo.
• It’s made from high-quality silicone material.
• Affordable ejaculating cock – $40.
• The syringe gives you more control over the squirting action.
• It’s easy to clean.
• The package comes with a complimentary syringe and a 2-ounce lube bottle.

Cons:

• It’s only available in one size and firmness degree.

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Everything We Tested

In this chapter, you can see a comparison table with all the products we tested. As you can see, each row has the test criteria our team used during the testing. To make our testing process even more transparent, we also included the raw test data so you can see how the products performed with each test criteria.

Link	Big Shot	Lifelike Lover	Bust It	King Cock	Fetish Fantasy	Lifelike Lover Luxe	Realskin	Lil’ Squirt
Category	Best Overall	Budget Pick	Black	Huge	Strap-On	Remote-Controlled	Ball Squeeze	Fantasy
Average Rating	94%	92%	91%	90%	89%	88%	88%	87%
Sizes	92%	90%	93%	94%	95%	92%	90%	87%
Mechanism	94%	90%	89%	90%	89%	89%	90%	88%
Vibration	93%	90%	91%	90%	89%	88%	88%	86%
Realism	94%	92%	88%	89%	90%	95%	91%	90%
Battery Life	92%	90%	87%	88%	88%	90%	92%	89%
Sound Level	91%	89%	90%	89%	92%	88%	89%	90%
Special Feature	93%	90%	89%	90%	88%	89%	90%	90%
Price & Value	89%	95%	90%	91%	90%	91%	92%	90%
Price Tag	$89.99	$34.99	$69.99	$54.99	$79.99	N/A	$34.99	$40
Material	Silicone & ABS	PVC	PVC	PVC	PVC	Silicone	TPR	Silicone
Insertable Length	6 inches	5 inches	7 inches	7.25 inches	7.5 inches	6 inches	5 inches	3 inches
Circumference	5.10 inches	5 inches	5.75 inches	6.28 inches	5.96 inhes	5 inches	4.71 inches	3.14 inches

How We Picked the Products

We selected more than 20 squirting dildos for the article. My selection pool ranged from those I’ve used myself to recommendations from fellow sex experts here at My Sex Toy Guide. Before distributing the dildos for review, I defined key decision-making factors we could measure using well-defined quantitative metrics. These included the following:

• Like other sex toys, squirting dildos come in different shapes and sizes. I instructed the team to have an open mind going into this—the review article has something for everyone. We have you covered whether you prefer a long or short, slim or thin.
• We also focused on the materials used and the overall build quality. For starters, we only reviewed dildos made from body-safe materials. In addition, we opted to go with trusted brands to be sure of the quality standards.
• The article also paid attention to the squirting mechanism, including models with syringe pumps, squeeze pumps, and squeezable balls.
• Besides the ejaculation mechanism, we shed light on squirting dildos with more to offer. And especially those with rumbly vibrations, combining the two enhances realism while elevating the quality of sensations. So, we did review numerous vibrating squirting dildo models for you.
• Would you rather have a realistic or non-realistic dildo? Some people prefer the rounded head and veiny texture, while others are disgusted by the cliché look. So, to be fair to everyone, we tested them all.
• For the vibrating squirting dildos, we prioritized those with a rechargeable battery. Besides being more affordable in the long run, these models are environmentally friendly.
• To better understand the sound level to expect, we used a sound level meter to test the dildos at the highest and lowest settings.
• Special Feature. Every sex toy has a unique feature that puts it ahead of the competition, and squirting dildos are no exception. We focused on bells and whistles like suction cup bases and harness compatibility in the self-testing exercise.

During testing, we rated each test criterion on a percentage scale from 0% (Worst) to 100% (Best). We then calculated the overall score using different weighted metrics depending on the importance of the test criteria. Half the total rating comes from Design (25%) and Stimulations (25%). After that comes Mechanism (10%), Realism (10%), and Material (5%).

Ultimately, the team returned with the findings, leaving me with the analysis and reporting task. I received valuable help from my team members to help with the homework, and their sex toy experience and expertise made the process seamless. And after a tedious 26-hour shift, we believe these are the best squirting dildos! Learn more.

What is a Squirting Dildo?

A squirting dildo looks like a regular dildo but with a unique ability to shoot out fake semen and simulate realistic ejaculation. It has a hollow, semen-filled cavity that shoots the semen out once you press it. Some types also come with a separate syringe that attaches to the tubing.

These dildos are a great choice for people who want to enjoy a realistic experience. And for women looking to experience the raw feeling of cum inside their vagina without the fear of getting pregnant, a squirting dildo is the way to go.

How Does A Squirting Dildo Work?

Ejaculating dildos have tubing and a mechanism to force the semen out. Typically, there are two mechanisms for doing this:

• Most ejaculating dildos use a separate syringe, which you can fill and attach to the tubing. The syringe gives you complete control of the experience and allows you to choose between little squirts or ceiling-hitting long shots.
• Other squirting dildos house the semen in the balls. You dip the dildo’s head in the liquid and squeeze it in. You can then squeeze the balls at will to make it cum. It adds to the realism but makes the dildo challenging to use when hands-free, plus a bit more difficult to clean.
• Many newer ejaculating dildos, especially the vibrating models, come with a set of buttons to make vibration and ejaculation control blissful. Different dildos have varying control buttons, but most will have one for the vibe and another for the squirting function.
• Lastly, you can control some squirting dildos with remote control. In most cases, these dildos combine ejaculation with vibration ability. Whether wired or wireless, the remote control allows your partner to control the dildo for a completely hands-free experience.

Types Of Squirting Dildos

• With a Syringe Pump: Probably the most common type of squirting dildos, the syringe pump is connected to a cumtube that runs inside the dildo’s shaft. Once you fill the syringe with the fake cum of your choice, you only need to push the stopper to expel the liquid out of cock’s head.

• With Squeeze Pump: Like the syringe, you must fill the squeeze pump with fake semen. Once done, connect it to the cumtube at the bottom of your squirting dildo and squeeze the pump whenever you’re ready to ejaculate.

• Squeezable Balls: While it’s uncommon, the squeezable balls squirt mechanism is the most realistic. The squirting cock has a reservoir inside the balls, which like a squeeze pump, you have to squeeze out the air and suck in the fake semen before use. When you’re about to climax, squeeze your dildo’s balls, and the squirting liquid will shoot out.

Why Buy a Squirting Dildo?

If you love ejaculations (we all do to some degree), you certainly don’t need any convincing to get a cum squirting dildo!

So, here are some of the benefits you’re bound to enjoy with a squirting dildo;

• It allows people with a semen fantasy to safely and privately fulfill their fantasies.
• A squirting dildo is a sure way to spice up your sex life with realistic facials, bukkake, cum play, etc
• Many squirting dildos allow you to choose your ideal semen, making it possible to customize the experience.
• Finally, today there are even squirting dildos for artificial insemination that can help you conceive!

What to Think About When Buying a Squirting Dildo

• First things first, the material should be your top concern. As always, we recommend phthalate-free, non-porous Silicone, as in our top pick Big Shot. Unfortunately, the number of silicone squirting dildos is limited, hence the many porous PVC and TPE models on our list. Porous materials are harder to clean, and they could harbor harmful bacteria.
• Next, ponder a bit about the dildo size. We recommend starting with squirting dildos with a width below 2 inches. Anything above that should be reserved for experienced dildo girls and boys. The cum container size is also essential. The bigger the size, the longer you can play.
• Also, you should think about how to use your ejaculating dildo. For example, if you plan on doing a lot of hands-free play, you should buy one with an external syringe and a sturdy suction cup. A suction cup also allows you to do strap-on play with your partner.
• Finally, some ejaculating dildos have extra features such as harness compatibility, vibrations, different colors, curved shapes for P-Spot and G-spot stimulation, and realistic texture with raised veins. Consider if this is important before purchasing.

If you want more information on how to buy sex toys online safely, this article has several pieces of good advice.

How to Use a Squirting Dildo?

Contrary to popular opinion, using an ejaculating dildo is not as complicated. Let’s check out the steps:

1. Firstly, you’ll have to refill the bowl. Some squirting dildos have a separate syringe, which you’ll use to suck the sperm until it’s full.
2. Others look like a turkey baster, and you’ll have to dip the dildo’s head in the semen and squeeze the balls to suck the liquid.
3. After you’ve filled the bowl with your ideal semen, lube your realistic squirting dildos and yourself to make penetration easy.
4. Lubing up relieves your ejaculating dildo of stress and avoids unnecessary wear and tear. Most manufacturers provide lube in the package. However, if yours doesn’t come with one, grab a water-based lubricant and enjoy the ride. We recommend water-based lube because it won’t damage the dildo’s material.
5. Now that you’re all lubed up, slide the ejaculating dildo inside you and thrust slowly.
6. You can increase the tempo gradually and add lube in between the strokes.
7. Once you’re nearing climax, press the button to release the semen for a fulfilling ejaculation. You can regulate the semen stream to your liking too. Whether you want short, little squirts, or powerful, ceiling-heating screamers, anything is possible with squirting dildos.

Pro tip: Put a towel on your play area since it makes cleaning up easier. Thank me later!

We have much more information on using dildos that squirt in our comprehensive guide on how to use a dildo.

How to Choose the Semen?

Most importantly, never use cum lube with a substance or chemical you are allergic to.

• The most common and safest option is water, but it’s also the most boring option.
• Many brands sell cum lube, and the best lube for squirting dildos is Bad Dragon. If you have the budget for it, I suggest you go with them as they look almost like real semen.
• You can also make your own homemade fake cum. Making jizz is fun, and you also have control over the ingredients (egg, coconut oil, etc. But we recommend only using it externally since some ingredients may harm your vagina’s health.

Pro Tip: If you want a super realistic experience, I recommend using fake semen with a milky-white color. And if you have the money, go for thick hybrid silicone lube – it’s both vaginal and anal play safe.

How to Clean a Squirting Dildo?

Cleaning your cumming dildo is very important, especially when it’s a squirting model.

• After every use, take the pieces apart.
• Rinse the individual pieces under warm water.
• We also recommend using an antibacterial soap or sex toy cleaner.

For more information about cleaning dildos that cum, I have created a comprehensive guide on cleaning sex toys.

Where To Buy A Squirting Dildo?

We recommend buying products from well-established stores and brands like Lovehoney and Shevibe. They only sell high-quality products with a solid warranty, customer service, and return policy.

You can read more about where to buy a dildo in this guide.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

What Do You Put in A Squirting Dildo?

Most people use regular lube to simulate semen. Some brands sell specially made fake semen that looks and feels like natural human semen. You can also make your own semen in the guide above.

Can I Use a Cumming Dildo in the Bath?

Yes. Most of the best ejaculating dildos on this list are waterproof, so you can safely use them in the bath. Just keep in mind the water might flaw the cinematic squirting action.

What Lube to Use with A Squirting Dildo?

Only use water-based lube with your ejaculating dildo. Unlike other models, it won’t damage the dildo material and is easy to clean after.

How To Store cumming dildos?

Once the dildo is clean, ensure you dry it properly. Store it in a clean space away from dust and direct sunlight. You can use your bedside drawer if you don’t have a sex toy case. Ensure you line it with comfortable padding to avoid scraping the material.

How To Use Squirting Dildos With A Partner?

Bring your ejaculating dildo during foreplay or sex and use it on your partner. Whether you’re penetrating her vagina or anus, get the dildo ready with the semen.

Take it slow, teasing your partner to build up the anticipation. Try different angles and positions for the best results. And when she’ll all pleased and ready, squirt out the semen. You can even surprise them and ruin their orgasm.

What Does a Squirting Dildo Feel Like Anally?

It feels incredible. While I didn’t enjoy the squirting anally, and I did vaginally, it was a special feeling, especially if you enjoy being ejaculated in.

How To Make a Squirting Dildo?

We don’t recommend making a DIY squirting dildo at home, but I’d advise getting a cheap ejaculating dildo. You can get good quality models for 20 – 30 bucks. So, why not?

Primary Sources

1. Male Orgasm: Understanding the Male Climax. (2009, July 16).

2. Stubbs, M. Playing Without A Partner: A Singles’ Guide To Sex, Dating, And Happiness. (2021).

Thanks for reading my squirting dildo review!

/Rachel

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